Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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