Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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