make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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