yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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