Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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