I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
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There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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