Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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