I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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