And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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