I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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