ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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