And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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