Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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