I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
i think i just lost a toe
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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