He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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