the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
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no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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