My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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