I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Drunk is not a location!
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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