Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
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I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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