ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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