Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
That's how pantless uber rides happen
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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