it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
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She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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