there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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