If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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