Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
