I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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