Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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