Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I'm passing your future prison.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Sorry my hands just texted you
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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