Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I need to stop coming to work sober
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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