This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
we should paint friendship bongs
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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