Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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