I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.