Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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