3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
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The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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