quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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