I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
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Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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