At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
You made out with two different species that night
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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