She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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