So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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