I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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