can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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