Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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