it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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