I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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