yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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