My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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