Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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