i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever