Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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