I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
