Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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